Clichéd cynicism

You won’t be hearing from me for a few days, so have yourself a terrific Christmas (happy holidays, fab festive season, whatever is PC this year) and a great New Year. And remember these wise words from the Biscuit:

You moan at the snow
Cos your car wouldn’t go.
You don’t have a tree
And your smile has a fee.

Oh it’s cliché to be cynical
At Christmas.

From It’s Clichéd To Be Cynical At Christmas on Trouble Over Bridgwater.