I found a Biscuit at the back of the cupboard

Thanks to this fine piece of huffduffing I’m reminded that there hasn’t been a Biscuit Friday for over four years. That’s about to be rectified. To the tune of the Hokey Cokey:

Facebook Mum
YouTube Dad
Seabass, manbag
Fifty quid to Chad
Would the congregation like to rise and sing
Hymn number 252

Here come the Barmy Army
They’re absolutely crazy
Bart, Elvis and the baby
Kill kill kill stab murder and dispatch

From Petty Sessions on CSI:Ambleside.