Last night Auntie Beeb tested the IQ of the nation (ie the UK). While results thus far are not exactly fascinating and do more to highlight distribution of the connected public than anything else, it does provide a decent opportunity to test one’s IQ.

As a lasped twitcher, I found news of osprey egg thefts particularly galling. What kind of idiot would rather have a dead egg in a cabinet than see one of the world’s most magnificent birds of prey swooping to snatch a salmon from a loch?