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§ Half Man Half Biscuit

It’s another Biscuit Friday!

Milky drink and Sudafed.
“That should sort you out,” she said,
As I kicked myself clean out of the bed
And grazed my restless legs.

Homeopathic cures and sort,
All in all they’ve come to nought.
I wish it was some astronaut
Who had these restless legs.

From Restless Legs on Achtung Bono.