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Tunnock’s Caramel

It’s another Biscuit Friday!

Milky drink and Sudafed.
“That should sort you out,” she said,
As I kicked myself clean out of the bed
And grazed my restless legs.

Homeopathic cures and sort,
All in all they’ve come to nought.
I wish it was some astronaut
Who had these restless legs.

From Restless Legs on Achtung Bono.

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  1. 1

    Hey! My great-grandmother used to get restless legs in bed, and so did I.

    We share ailments with the famous.

    Once I thought I might have Chron’s Disease, like Beth Orton. Then I found out it was just a hiatus hernia, like the singer out of some god-awful band – Staind or something. I was disapppointed.

    Although, y’know: glad I mdidn’t have Chron’s.

    Small Paul
    Small Paul’s Gravatar
    4 Feb 2006
    09:45 GMT
  2. 2

    I actually tried to get my wife interested in Tunnock’s Caramel. I used to like them when I was a kid, and when my UK goods supplier got some in, I ordered some. She didn’t think they were any kind of big deal, and somehow they didn’t seem as good as I remember them.

    Coincidentally, my wife suffers from Restless Leg Syndrome too. Funny old world, isn’t it?

    Simon Jessey
    Simon Jessey’s Gravatar
    5 Feb 2006
    13:18 GMT
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    One-third of all adult Americans-about 50 million people-complain about their sleep. Some sleep too little, some fitfully, and some too much. Although one-third of our lives is spent asleep, most of us don’t know much about sleep, not even our own. We don’t even know exactly why we sleep, other than-like an overnight battery recharge-sleep promotes daytime alertness. Sleep problems profoundly disturb both sleeping and waking life.

    Some useful resources to help you out from all kinds of sleep disorders
    http://www.nhlbi.nih.gov
    http://www.sleepdisordersguide.com
    http://www.stanford.edu

    chris
    chris’s Gravatar
    4 Apr 2006
    12:34 GMT

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