Unbelievable 26th May 2005 § Cricket for the masses ‹› Not the best team in the land, not even the best team in Liverpool, but still champions of Europe. I’m not bitter. Update: A dry explanation of the photo for my international readers. The footballer pictured is Steven Gerrard. He is captain of Liverpool Football Club, but more importantly he is actually from Liverpool. This makes him a scouser, which in turn makes him a thief by default (according to national stereotype), hence his being stopped by the police for carrying large piece of silverware.