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It’s the first Biscuit Friday of the year.

The are questions in corners of my mind that lurk
Like how do the road gritters get to work?
Answer me that and you could win a cruise.
Here’s Judy Tzuke to take us up to the news.

Are these my ultimate pyjamas?
Is this my final dressing gown?
I’m sending on this rhyme,
Deep in injury time,
When the evening sun goes down.

From When the Evening Sun Goes Down on Cammell Laird Social Club.