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§ Half Man Half Biscuit

It’s Christmas Eve, but more importantly it’s Friday and so time for a (very) vaguely Yuletide Biscuit in the form of Joy Division Oven Gloves:

When the dish is too hot,
You’ll never guess what.
I’ve got Joy Division oven gloves.

It was her desire
I put my fingers in the fire.
Cos I’ve got Joy Division oven gloves.

I’ve got Joy Division oven gloves.

Ooh, ooh, tropical diseases.
Ooh, ooh, chemical alarm.
Ooh, ooh, I’m a little blasé.

In me Joy Division oven gloves.
In me Joy Division oven gloves.

And the best bit is, the song is available as a free download. So stick it in your Crimbo iPod and sing along when you’re relieving the oven of the fat steaming turkey. Ooh, ooh, in yer Joy Division oven gloves. Happy Christmas everyone!